Car crash

[Betty-Anne]

Paul Malynn, Alex Reiken and Rob Timms were all travelling to a tournament together. On the way their car crashed and they were all killed. When they arrived at the pearly gates Saint Peter said,'Tell me what you've done with your lives before i let you into heaven.' Rob went first. He said 'I'm the best archer in the world.' Saint Peter said 'very well go down the hall there and enter the first room on the left.' When Rob got into the room there was an ugly old hag there and a voice boomed 'ROB TIMMS YOU ARE A LIAR AND A CHEAT AND YOU ARE DOOMED TO AN ETERNITY WITH THIS WOMAN!!!!!'
Then Saint Peter said to Alex 'Tell me what you've done with your life before I let you into heaven' Alex replied 'I'm the best archer in the world!' Saint Peter replied 'Very well go down the hall there and enter the second door on the left. When Alex got into that room there was an ugly old hag there and a voice boomed 'ALEX YOU ARE A LIAR AND A CHEAT AND YOU ARE DOOMED TO AN ETERNITY WITH THIS WOMAN!!!'
The Saint Peter said to Paul 'Tell me what you've done with your life' and Paul replied 'Well, I've shot a few arrows, I've never given anyone any **** about their shooting and I've always tried to be very humble about my achievments.' Saint Peter said 'Very good. Go down the hall there and enter the third room on the left. When Paul got there Kylie Minogue was standing in the room, totally naked, and a voice boomed 'KYLIE MINOGUE YOU ARE A LIAR AND A CHEAT AND ARE DOOMED TO SPEND ETERNITY WITH THIS MAN!!!!)
(only joking guys)

[Marcus]

I was laughing my ass off after the first sentence. :rofl:

[frommy]

Rofl

[StevenB]

hahahahahaha

[jamie]

oh, how very unfotunate, lol, :D :D :D

i was waiting for someone else to say a few things first cause i didn't want to seem like a terrible person by jumping in first and saying how funny that is ;)

good one betty-anne

[andrewf87]

lol

[Archangel]

Touche!

[dbjac]

haha

[CMB50]

The first two sentences were the funniest.

[BrokenArr0w]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a344/BrokenArr0w/1150161589141.jpg

[2Dogs]

:rofl: :rofl:

Good one Betty, I'll autograph your Breast for Free :D

[New Tricks]

There seems to be some confusion. I do not do archery. I am Rad however.

[Betty-Anne]

You'll be back. Until then your radness will be missed

[The One]

But our aim is improving :-D