Uncyclopedia

[hoyt for life 2]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
possubly the most interesting site ever, search for anything and most of the time you will laugh your ass off. (i recomend searching for kitten huffing :))

heres one of my contributios to the site:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/The_year_2200

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia
thats what wikipedia has to say, read the common themes :)

[Hannah]

Yeah - I think someone has recommended that site to me before...can't say I was blown away by it - but then I hadn't seen your article then. Good work! :)

[Liam]

I didn't realise uncyclopedia articles had to have ****ty spelling and punctuation?

[Liam]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

Best page on there. XD

[Hannah]

I didn't realise uncyclopedia articles had to have ****ty spelling and punctuation?

Given that English should be considered a dead language anyway...what does it matter? English should be called something like "the language that only exists to be bastardized"

[Archangel]

Given that English should be considered a dead language anyway...what does it matter? English should be called something like "the language that only exists to be bastardized"
I blame Americans.

I can kill you with my brain
Nice signature ;-)

[Hannah]

I blame Americans.

:rofl: Seems everything comes back to them ;)

[Cartz]

DUDE!!! this site is hilarious, for all you fellow queenslanders out there, get on that site and search for 'Brisbane'. The opening paragraph:

Brisbane is a massive hole in the ground that was filled with vegemite by the founder of the new city, Mr Jon Bon Jovi, located in south-east of the Australian state of Queensland. According to some accounts, it is also the capital of Queensland, but this seems unlikely, since it is even less fun than Canberra on a rainy Sunday. On the basis of this evidence the capital of Queensland has since been decided by a panel of Minor Jesii to be buried beside a casket of nazi gold and the remnants of a dead SS trooper named Fritz deep in a cave on the outskirts of Mos Eisley. Administration of such a vast state from a capital located a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away has proved to be difficult for the Premier, The Honourable Ms Geena Davis, however she has so far perservered even against the evil efforts of Donald Sutherland as played by Peter Beattie.

And the beginnings of Brisbane:

The first known inhabitants of Brisbane were the Reverse Vampires who settled in the mangrove wetlands way back when Moses was playing fullback for the Arabs.

For all you Vics:

Melbourne (pronounced Mel Bor Nay) is a city in Australia, best known for being considerably less turgid than Sydney.

It was founded in 1835 by Batman himself. Some 120 odd years later, a second interesting thing happened when Melbourne hosted the Olympic Games. Since then, nothing. Still, it's better than Adelaide (but even then only because Adelaide has been rendered uninhabitable since the Drop Bear attacks of 2003).