Jason.P
30-06-2006, 06:47 PM
THE RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY
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LOG ON....make the barbecue hotter.
LOG OFF...the barbecue is too hot
MONITOR..keeping an eye on the barbecue
DOWNLOAD..get the firewood off the ute
HARD DRIVE..trip back home without any cold tinnies
FLOPPY DISC..what you get lifting too much firewood at once
KEYBOARD..where you hang the ute & bike keys
WINDOW...what you shut when its cold
SCREEN...what you shut in the mosquito season
BYTE...what mosquitos do
BIT....what mosquitos did
MAGABYTE..what townsville mosquitos do
CHIP..a snack bar
MICRO CHIP..whats left in the bag after youve eaten the chips
MODEM..what youdid to the lawns
DOT MATRIX..old dan matrix's wife
LAPTOP..where the cat sleeps
SOFTWARE..plastic knives and forks you get at big rooster
HARDWARE..real stainless steel knives and forks from K mart
MOUSE...what eats the grain in the shed
MAINFRAME..what holds the shed up
WEB...what spiders make
WEB SITE..the shed, or under the verandah
CURSOR...the old bloke who swears a lot
SEARCH ENGINE..what you do when the ute wont go
YAHOO...what you say when the ute does go
UPGRADE..a steep hill
SERVER..the person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
MAIL SERVER..the bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
USER...the neighbour who keeps borrowing things
NETWORK..when you have to repair the fishing net
INTERNET..complicated fish net repair method
NETSCAPE...when fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
ONLINE...when you get the laundry hung out
OFFLINE..when the pegs dont hold the washing up.
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LOG ON....make the barbecue hotter.
LOG OFF...the barbecue is too hot
MONITOR..keeping an eye on the barbecue
DOWNLOAD..get the firewood off the ute
HARD DRIVE..trip back home without any cold tinnies
FLOPPY DISC..what you get lifting too much firewood at once
KEYBOARD..where you hang the ute & bike keys
WINDOW...what you shut when its cold
SCREEN...what you shut in the mosquito season
BYTE...what mosquitos do
BIT....what mosquitos did
MAGABYTE..what townsville mosquitos do
CHIP..a snack bar
MICRO CHIP..whats left in the bag after youve eaten the chips
MODEM..what youdid to the lawns
DOT MATRIX..old dan matrix's wife
LAPTOP..where the cat sleeps
SOFTWARE..plastic knives and forks you get at big rooster
HARDWARE..real stainless steel knives and forks from K mart
MOUSE...what eats the grain in the shed
MAINFRAME..what holds the shed up
WEB...what spiders make
WEB SITE..the shed, or under the verandah
CURSOR...the old bloke who swears a lot
SEARCH ENGINE..what you do when the ute wont go
YAHOO...what you say when the ute does go
UPGRADE..a steep hill
SERVER..the person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
MAIL SERVER..the bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
USER...the neighbour who keeps borrowing things
NETWORK..when you have to repair the fishing net
INTERNET..complicated fish net repair method
NETSCAPE...when fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
ONLINE...when you get the laundry hung out
OFFLINE..when the pegs dont hold the washing up.