New Tricks The Recurve Guru

[2Dogs]

Rumour Central has confirmed that NT is entering the Recurve League soon.

Also Publicly stated that he will shoot 1350. :D

2D also Publicly stated he will fornicate NT below the waste if he achieves this score.

2D's is very very safe me thinks :D

Now lets all sit back and watch the RAD train derail..........:rofl:

[Ed]

Rumour Central has confirmed that NT is entering the Recurve League soon.

Also Publicly stated that he will shoot 1350. :D

2D also Publicly stated he will fornicate NT below the waste if he achieves this score.

2D's is very very safe me thinks :D

Now lets all sit back and watch the RAD train derail..........:rofl:

Do you mean "waste" or "waist'?

And how come you can spell "fornicate" without any problem?

[Eberbachl]

:rofl:

New Tricks...you're so RAD

:rofl:

[New Tricks]

The word is Fellate.

There is a handshake on it. I intend to collect.

The difference between me and all of you is that I am Rad.

Stand by to stand by.

At about 10 to 2 today (1350 in 24 hour clock speak) I saw 2 Golden Retrievers humping. The owner came out and yelled at them 'Paul, Rob, stop that, that is not Rad'. I kept riding by on my scooter powered by my own sense of self worth. The end. or is it just the beginning.....

[SBR]

There is a handshake on it. I intend to collect.

It's not a deal till the paper's are signed. Handshake deals as BS;)

[New Tricks]

To wet fish soft cock won't look you in the eye types like you Craig maybe, but to the upper crust of society like Paul and myself, they are as binding as a cock ring in an S and M flick.

[Eberbachl]

We're all waiting with bated breath New Tricks. Be sure to let us all know when you break 1350 now, won't you...

[New Tricks]

Will do.

[Glenn Ryan]

Only 1350...? What's up with that?

[Eberbachl]

Only 1350...? What's up with that?

It's OK, deep down he knows how badly he sucks and doesn't want to put unreasonable expectations on himself.

:rofl:

[New Tricks]

Hah. That is like Eddie the Eagle Edwards telling Olav Magne (hella rad ski jumper) that he sux. Retards need not apply. Glenn and I will be driving the world domination bus soon enough. Imagine if I actually practiced this time. You mob have no chance. You want in on the bet luke?

[Eberbachl]

You want in on the bet luke?

Frankly, Dr. Rad I'm really not interested.

...just be sure to let us know how Rad you are periodically during your intense training regime.

......of course you will.

:rolleyes:

[Marcus]

What's the time frame on this 1350 MENS FITA?

[Bruce]

I'd says somehere between quater to and two o'clock
would be the time frame the rad one is looking at :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[New Tricks]

This is why you guys are such crap archers, you have no self belief. Enjoy your average minus shooting.


Marcus was nearly on the mark, I nearly scammed a Freemantle out of Paul for it. Are you sure you are Victorian?

[The One]

...to the upper crust of society like Paul and myself...

roflmao...

[Eberbachl]

This is why you guys are such crap archers, you have no self belief. Enjoy your average minus shooting.




...you see Dr. Rad, there is a difference between self belief, and the rantings of an egotistical wannabe.

A great deal of the archers here are very very good indeed...and I can quite quickly and easily think a number of them who could easily wipe the floor with you.

The thing is, the really good ones have both self belief, and humility.

[New Tricks]

lol

[Cartz]

NT, you're not rad enough for the recurve.....everyone's thinking it, i just said it...plain and simple

[Betty-Anne]

Personally I really hope that New Tricks does it. I can't wait to see 2 Dogs choke!!!!!

[Glenn Ryan]

I see 2dogs choke almost on a daily basis...it get's boring after a while. ;););)

[Brad]

Don't know about you lot but that is one bet I wouldn't want to win NT

[2Dogs]

As you all know, 2Dogs never chokes.....

A rum and Coke will ensure that :D

Mind you I won't be wasting $4.50 on Dr RAD, cause he won't get within Cooee of 1320.

BTW Dr RAD if you don't get 1350, you'll have to return the favour.

Which I'll gladly delegate to Old Dog. 2D's is all in favour of empowering the less fortunate types :D

[DanceswithDingoes]

I thought you were too busy runnin' swimmin' and ridin' to be playing bow games again Alex? :cheer:

[New Tricks]

Yeah. True. I am planning on putting a few months hold on my future Recurve feats. That said, I will mentally shoot late 1300 FITAs every night before bed whilst staring at a picture of Paul. Sweet.

[primal]

whilst staring at a picture of Paul. Sweet.

ohhh its true love http://fehler4.de/gfx/smile/_wedding__Emoticon.gif

[Betty-Anne]

I don't think that love is quite the correct word there Primal

[Tamaillin]

Which I'll gladly delegate to Old Dog. 2D's is all in favour of empowering the less fortunate types :D

I'm not sure that would be allowed, no matter how charitable it may be. I think you'll find that

You can't give an Old Dog, New Tricks !!

[New Tricks]

Clap, clap, clap. Hence my user name. I award you the crown of rad!!!

[Action Man]

You can't give an Old Dog, New Tricks !!

That statement was missing this :drum:

[Hannah]

That statement was missing this :drum:

I think it was also missing the groan from most people...but good work on the quick thinking there, Tamaillin!

[primal]

I think it was also missing the groan from most people...but good work on the quick thinking there, Tamaillin!

http://fehler4.de/gfx/smile/work.gif

sorry. to busy to groan.

actually just need a reason to use this little guy. :)

[Liam]

I think we need a vbookie event...

[Mervwho]

Personally I really hope that New Tricks does it. I can't wait to see 2 Dogs choke!!!!!


Is this total speculation, wishfull thinking or a combination of both. It sounds like he might be biting off more than he could chew.

[Mervwho]

I think we need a vbookie event...


On quality or quantity?

[Betty-Anne]

When New Trick's recurve score for FITA is 1349 with 1 arrow left to shoot will he be considering missing on purpose I wonder??

[2Dogs]

1349???...... and then he woke up :rofl:

[Betty-Anne]

Yes well I'm sure recurve is a lot harder than a lot of you compounders out there think it is.

[Betty-Anne]

What no bites ?????????

[2Dogs]

Well past their bedtimes :D

[Eberbachl]

Yes well I'm sure recurve is a lot harder than a lot of you compounders out there think it is.

Yes...I imagine it is.

;)

[Progen]

Which means that recurvers are technically better archers. :drum: :lalala:

[Betty-Anne]

I've just had a private message from someone pointing out how wonderful 2 Dogs is. Like I don't already know that!!!!!!!!

[2Dogs]

You rang?


:cool:

[Sandy Hancock]

I've just had a private message from someone pointing out how wonderful 2 Dogs is. Like I don't already know that!!!!!!!!

OK, rub it in....
Ahhh, that's better.

[Jay.G]

lol but maybe compound is also harder than most of us recurvers think. ;)

[shannonhearse]

As someone who as shot recurve for far to many years, and has been shooting a compound for about 6 months now, I can assure you it is a more difficult machine to shoot. It is more accurate, but is also more difficult.

Recurve: Pull it back, Anchor, sight, let it go.

Compound: Pull it over that f*ing 60# peak, line the peep sight up with the telescopic sight, line the telescopic sight up with the target, line the sight bubble up, notice just how much you are moving around the target with that telescopic sight, then if your back tension release aid hasn

[Mervwho]

1349???...... and then he woke up :rofl:


.........and then he changed hands, or was it sheep???

[Betty-Anne]

There's no way I'll ever take up compound. Too many moving parts:)) Although there are a few out there who are urging me to give it a try. But I'm not old and decrepit enough yet :)

[Progen]

lol but maybe compound is also harder than most of us recurvers think. ;)

Traitor! :mad:

There's no way I'll ever take up compound. Too many moving parts) Although there are a few out there who are urging me to give it a try. But I'm not old and decrepit enough yet

The mark of a true recurve patriot. Learn, Jay.G! :-D

[Jay.G]

o i'll always be a recurver for life ;) but probably not recurve only...

[Shermo]

How can you shoot a recurve Alex? You're missing a finger LOL

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/shermo/WorldField-HerveyBay2006056.jpg

[Betty-Anne]

Thats OK. Maybe he could do it left handed! Then he would really deserve his 'reward'

[Eberbachl]

Thats OK. Maybe he could do it left handed! Then he would really deserve his 'reward'

His left hand is too busy stroking his.....

.....eerrrmmm.....ego? :rolleyes:

[CMB50]

respect the shocker.

[New Tricks]

Haha Shermo. You rock. Got the one of timmsy showing us his baby maker?

[Betty-Anne]

Careful there may be children present. But unless the shot was taken with a close-up lens it probably wouldn't matter.

[New Tricks]

Word Betty. Word.

[2Dogs]

So someone got a photo of the "Tic Tac" :D

[Betty-Anne]

I'm sure it would be one of those photos that you really didn't want to look at but couldn't help taking a peak:)

[Cartz]

I'm sure it would be one of those photos that you really didn't want to look at but couldn't help taking a peak:)


...and a good laugh

[New Tricks]

http://users.bigpond.net.au/plazbot/fing.jpg

[Glenn Ryan]

bahaha...hahahahaha...hahahahah :)

[2Dogs]

:rofl:

I'm sure Cam & Luke have that as their Desktops by now :D

[longyp]

LOL youre my hero Dr Rad! Love ya work.

[Shirt]

Recurve really is a hell of a lot easier than compound, so I think he'll get at least three of the digits of 1350 right...

Admittedly he might struggle on the first one, but at least he'll go down doing his best. ;)

[New Tricks]

350 at ninety. I concur. It will be 2dogs going down.

[Buzzlightyear]

I'm trying to break into the X rated industry and on limited funds; since I cannot afford to hire people to do the work, can i film you and 2dogs at it when it's time to "collect"? I'll sponsor the mouth wash...and the towel to swipe off the dribbles...LOL

I'll call the flick "2dogs can turn New Tricks" or "Choking on New Tricks"..ROFL

Go Mr. Rad!

[New Tricks]

haha. Word.