It's GAME time! -----We have a Winner!----

[CMB50]

Roll up, roll up!

It's game time again and the stakes are a little higher this time.

The Game: In this thread you can post whatever you like, random jargon, your thoughts, what you got up to today...whatever. (Forum rules must still be abided by) . I will NOT accept blank posts or posts containing just smilies (emoticons).
I have nominated a post number to Marcus and the person who makes that post will win:

The Prize: An Archery-Forum mouse pad worth about $20

I will not be supplying hints as to what post number it will be and forum conduct rules must still be followed.


No Spamming. You can't post multiple times at once.

once a user makes a post, they cannot make another until someone else has posted.


:D

[Marcus]

Archers without Medals Fund
I have this idea of setting up a fund where shooters can send in their unwanted medals where they can be redistributed to those shallow enough to need them.
Useful?

[dbjac]

it would be quite useful. At MAC we have a freakin huge box of medals, trophies, shields, cups... the whole lot, which Jackson Fear won years ago, and gave us when he was here. So if anyone wants to be the junior national champ in like... 1990, just PM me, and i'll hook you up with a trophy.

[CMB50]

I'd really like to be the 1989 Victorian Mens 50+ recurve clout runner up.

Anyone with that medal/trophy contact me - we need to talk :)


(and for anyone wondering - obviously Marcus and I cannot win the prize)

[New Tricks]

Why do Archery Administration types have such thin skin?

[New Tricks]

I cannot post negative feedback because I posted some about CMB50 and he cried like a baby and disabled it on me.

[New Tricks]

Here is the text of the Negative (of 3) he gave me in retaliation

guess what, I can not only post neg rep over and over again but can also delete negative Rep awarded to me. You choose if we keep playing this game.

[New Tricks]

Do I get my mouse pad yet?

[New Tricks]

Panties.

[New Tricks]

Weeeeeeeeee!!!!1!!

[Marcus]

Bye Bye avatar. :rofl:

[Marcus]

And bye bye ability to post in this section :rofl:

[CMB50]

I also removed the negative feedback I gave you incase you hadn't noticed.

I don't recall removing your ability to post negative feedback but if i did do it it has beeen proven to be the right decision.

I'd let this go along time ago and it appears you are unable to.

Therefore:

Bye Bye NewTricks.

[dbjac]

:rofl: haha

Cam, i'll have a look in the box for you, but i doubt Jackson was "runner-up" for anything... ever. :lol:

EDIT: cool, 950 posts.

[CMB50]

:rofl: haha

Cam, i'll have a look in the box for you, but i doubt Jackson was "runner-up" for anything... ever. :lol:

EDIT: cool, 950 posts.


I don't think he ever competed in the 50+ age group either. :)

[Marcus]

Actually it was me who removed NT's ability to post negative feedback as it wasn't warrented and was done so to stir up trouble.

[dbjac]

thats probably true. :lol:

[CMB50]

:focus:

Since I said that posts cannot just contain smileys this text is included to justify my use of the smiley.

enjoy :)

[Friar Tuck]

Even though my mouse is laser and does not require the services of a space limiting pad I thought ....

WHY NOT

[Bulls On Parade]

i believe in chaos, filth, greed and destruction.

[2Dogs]

:rofl:

Well NT lasted longer then I figured he would

[Flame]

Clare will be happy :D

[Kerrie W]

Archers without Medals Fund
I have this idea of setting up a fund where shooters can send in their unwanted medals where they can be redistributed to those shallow enough to need them.
Useful?
I think kids are the ones who need to rewarded for their efforts more than anything....They are our future and the future of archery is in their hands....;) I don't think that they are being 'Shallow' for wanting a little bit of recognition.....1 in particular that comes to mind is a young girl who shot both her rounds on the Sunday a crook as a dog...She put in a great effort:p

[Marcus]

Actually don't start with the 'must support the kids' junk. I work with ALOT of juniors and they all hate getting medals for nothing. I have also competed as a junior and hated getting a medal for nothing or winning a class award.
It's the adults who sulk more than juniors.

[Kerrie W]

Each to thier own opinion I guess:rolleyes:

[primal]

950 is nothing you just want a mouse pad.

[Hannah]

Hmmm - I figured it would be just about time for the right number for the post to be comin' up???

And damn, I can't use smilies...

[coach]

What a lame thread :D

[frommy]

And, Hannah, it is going home time. ;)

[CMB50]

What a lame thread :D


New rule - I can automatically disqualify someone from winning the mouse pad. ;)

hey - I pay for the mouse pad, I get to make the rules! :p


and come on guys! At this rate we'll never reach post #781.....





:o

[Kerrie W]

It's possibly going to be post number 1,000 or something....Could go on for days, weeks even....:eek:

[Hannah]

And, Hannah, it is going home time. ;)

The beauty of a cold resurfacing and having to take a day off work...I can continue to post :lol:

But your right CMB50, maybe someone should post something really controversial like "what do people think of mandatory clout in tournaments" ... that would definitely keep the thread going ... can't vouch for the quality of the thread, though :)

[Kerrie W]

Even better 2 weeks holidays :)

[Flex]

:) What colour is the mouse pad ?

[PaulM]

probably white with blue writing on it

[Flex]

I want one that matches my bow;)

[Kerrie W]

I want one that matches my bow;)
What Pink and black?????

[Flex]

thats not my bow thats your undies:P

[PaulM]

too much info on the undie color:o

[Flex]

come with band aids? or mmm I may just run fast :-D

[Kerrie W]

too much info on the undie color:o
Must be someone else's mmm maybe his own...lol

[dbjac]

it better not be post 781. i dont think i can spam for that long. :(

[Flex]

it better not be post 781. i dont think i can spam for that long. :(

Not like you have a death threat hanging over your head like I do :eek:

spaming has to be easyer than shooting x's ;)

[Flex]

Time to head down town and face the music:grin:

[coach]

New rule - I can automatically disqualify someone from winning the mouse pad. ;)

hey - I pay for the mouse pad, I get to make the rules! :p


and come on guys! At this rate we'll never reach post #781.....





:o
I dont care :cool:

[Marcus]

What a lame thread :D
I know, starting to look like bowhunters.com.au
;) :D :lol:




joking

[coach]

I know, starting to look like bowhunters.com.au
;) :D :lol:




joking
Actually , I gotta agree :rolleyes:

Oh and by the way ,, I was just joking as well .

[mrlogan]

one!

[mrlogan]

two!

[mrlogan]

three!

[mrlogan]

have i won it yet.... :-)

[Nathan]

hopefully not...

[Nathan]

what about me?

[Nathan]

i think after this thread is finished its deleated or people would have massive post counts...

[CMB50]

Damn, I knew i left a rule out.

No Spamming. You can't post multiple times at once.

once a user makes a post, they cannot make another until someone else has posted.

I forgot to add this at the beginning.

This will keep things fairier.

[Marcus]

Cool, can we ban Nathan and mrlogan? :rofl:

[Nathan]

woops

[CMB50]

nah, we'll leave 'em alone :)

They were playing the game within the rules.

[Nathan]

yer.. that wasnt a rule... until now.. :D

[mrlogan]

ah well wouldn't be the first time.....

aint going to type that word on the forum again, can anyone guess what it was:-)

Interesting on the mathews forum, I asked a question about the rubbers in my lx and shooting without them as it was mentioned here. Got one response and they locked the tread, pm'd and no response, didn't think it was that bad a question...... :-(

[Deez Nuts]

Megan was worried about her daughter Jasmine, who was eight, and had taken on a defeatist attitude about practically everything. Megan first noticed this after picking Jasmine up from school and asking how her day had been, only to hear her speak about how she was going to be nine soon, so much wasted time, so many things still undone, the best years of her life behind her. Megan considered this a mood, or perhaps something Jasmine had heard on television, and didn't think too much of it, and while Jasmine was not unhappy, and in most ways acted as she always had, she would occasionally sigh and consider all that was now lost to her. I thought this was hilarous, and Megan told me that my laughing at something like this is just another perfect example of why I hadn't yet met her. The first time I did meet her, that first weekend at the new house, Megan introduced us and I asked Jasmine how she was doing, and she told me things were as well as could be expected, and I said yeah, there's only so much we can do with all these worries and failed hopes filling what little light remains before the inevitable call of the grave. Megan shook her head, and Jasmine stared at me for a second, sizing me up, and said worries? I got worries.

Dealing with children is a lot easier than I thought when I was younger.

[PaulM]

no rubbers. no MONEY.

[Nathan]

my Martin Saber comes in end of next week! :D

[PaulM]

i'm just trying to increase my post totals

[mrlogan]

I shot so well at the indoors last weekend with my compound that I think I will take up barebow recurve.......man was I shooting crap, one end was 6. miss, miss. Shot 498 in the second flight with one miss, was aiming for 500, doesn't that bite..... :-(

[Nathan]

what happens if a admin accdently posts on the number?

[CMB50]

what happens if a admin accdently posts on the number?

Marcus and i are the only ones that know the post number and trust me...we won't. ;)

[PaulM]

start from scratch,again&again &again:eek:

[Nathan]

Marcus and i are the only ones that know the post number and trust me...we won't. ;)

hehe i bet the number is always 1 number above the post we make.. you just want the longest post on the web site dont you... DONT YOU! :lol:

[CMB50]

hehe i bet the number is always 1 number above the post we make.. you just want the longest post on the web site dont you... DONT YOU! :lol:


Already got it ;)

http://www.archery-forum.com/showthread.php?t=1608

[Jason.P]

Have you tried to get your Tetris trophy back yet Cam.

[Bulls On Parade]

there was a woman on sbs before who had 2 vaginas. she also had 2 wombs, and was capable of becoming pregnant with both. and she did.


interesting...

[Zoe]

I tried to get his trophy back for him the other night, to no avail. While I was wandering around the arcade I noticed my ping was markedly shorter than everyone elses. Had I been a fellow, I might have walked away with a complex. Is having a small ping an advantage or a disadvantage?

[Nathan]

Already got it ;)

http://www.archery-forum.com/showthread.php?t=1608

lol dam

[primal]

go chekc out my website.....http://www.the-andersons.id.au

.. or better still click the link in my signature :)

[Jason.P]

go chekc out my website.....http://www.the-andersons.id.au

.. or better still click the link in my signature :)

Yeah right

[jamie]

i never win anything, so what's there to lose by trying?

[CMB50]

Have you tried to get your Tetris trophy back yet Cam.

Yeah, here i was thinking that score was unbeatable! :rolleyes: Damn it!

[jamie]

i don't like tetris

[Jason.P]

Tetris has been a strruggle to get get close to cams score

[frommy]

Damn, I knew i left a rule out.

No Spamming. You can post multiple times at once.

once a user makes a post, they cannot make another until someone else has posted.

I forgot to add this at the beginning.

This will keep things fairier.

In legal terms, this is a "condition subsequent" to the initial offer, and had one of the multiple posers (?s) :smile: won, the contract would have been valid.

[jamie]

if i win the mouse pad i'll give it to you in exchange for rep points :)

rep point junkie

[Zoe]

You can post multiple times at once.



What is the legal position on typos Frommy?

[jamie]

yeah i wondered why that sentence seemed funny

[Liam]

If I win, I want the 20 bucks instead! (A $20 mousepad?! Is it made of leather?)

[jamie]

come on people, keep up the random posts

[frommy]

What is the legal position on typos Frommy?

Hey Zoe, I missed that one. :rolleyes:

Invalid offer with rules being clouded by unclear and confusing definitions.

The competition is a best a farce, and designed to make gullible aspirant winners spend big money by using internet connections in the desire to gain valuable rewards, in a competition which is purely designed by web site administrators to bolster the levels of posts on a failing site, after the banning of NT.

:cool:

Your Honour,

With the rules of competition so unclear, how could such a competion be allowed to continue when it has no credibility.

Ah, bugrit, I will stop playing lawyer now, because I am not one, but do the same stuff all day.

Brian

[Liam]

I think we should have a vcash leaders board.

[jamie]

ummm yeah okay :) stop spoiling the fun frommy :P

[Jason]

Can anyone beat my chopper challenge score...

I was also wondering about the ping thing zoe

[Liam]

Hey Zoe, I missed that one. :rolleyes:

Invalid offer with rules being clouded by unclear and confusing definitions.

The competition is a best a farce, and designed to make gullible aspirant winners spend big money by using internet connections in the desire to gain valuable rewards, in a competition which is purely designed by web site administrators to bolster the levels of posts on a failing site, after the banning of NT.

:cool:

Your Honour,

With the rules of competition so unclear, how could such a competion be allowed to continue when it has no credibility.

Ah, bugrit, I will stop playing lawyer now, because I am not one, but do the same stuff all day.

Brian

Still mighty impressive.

[jamie]

Which is the lesser of the 2 evils? To be kept awake all night coughing, or to be kept awake all night by the medication that stops the coughing?

[Liam]

Can anyone beat my chopper challenge score...

I was also wondering about the ping thing zoe

a ping is the time it takes for your computer to touch base with AF. Lower is better.

[frommy]

ummm yeah okay :) stop spoiling the fun frommy :P

Only responding to a request from Zoe, Jamie. ;)

[Liam]

Which is the lesser of the 2 evils? To be kept awake all night coughing, or to be kept awake all night by the medication that stops the coughing?

Obviously the latter, at least you're not coughing then.

[CMB50]

Zoe and Frommy.

Perhaps the post I left for Coach earlier might make for interesting reading.

This is no democratic society - the good laws of the nation have no control over who wins the mouse pad. just me and the lucky poster.

:p


New rule - I can automatically disqualify someone from winning the mouse pad. ;)

hey - I pay for the mouse pad, I get to make the rules! :p


and come on guys! At this rate we'll never reach post #781.....





:o

[jamie]

Obviously the latter, at least you're not coughing then.

true, i feel less like i've taken a boot to the chest, lol

[CMB50]

Which is the lesser of the 2 evils?

The factory worker, :ROFL:

Where's Marcus when I need him?! :)

[Liam]

true, i feel less like i've taken a boot to the chest, lol

Exactly.

[jamie]

The factory worker, :ROFL:

Where's Marcus when I need him?! :)

am i supposed to understand that? i guess my blonde roots are showing through :s

[Pinky]

Alright. How many posts do I need to make to get back to being second class again?

[Liam]

am i supposed to understand that? i guess my blonde roots are showing through :s

I don't get it either.

[CMB50]

no. sorry, it's a (very) stupid joke amongst a couple of us here.

I'll let Marcus explain.

[jamie]

no. sorry, it's a (very) stupid joke amongst a couple of us here.

I'll let Marcus explain.

okay, i am eagerly waiting his explanation

[Liam]

Alright. How many posts do I need to make to get back to being second class again?


Yeah. I want 3rd class back! This is the thread for it.

[CMB50]

okay, i am eagerly waiting his explanation

Warning: You may be disappointed! :-D

[Pinky]

Yeah. I want 3rd class back! This is the thread for it.

Tell me about it. So if I keep posting random **** I might actually get it back!

[jamie]

So if I keep posting random **** I might actually get it back!

i'd say you'd have to post alot, over 50

[Liam]

I can post a lot.

[Pinky]

i'd say you'd have to post alot, over 50

58 is over 50

[Jason.P]

are we there yet,are we there yet

[Liam]

No but I am.

Hopefully.

[jamie]

58 is over 50

no, i meant you'll need at least 50 more, ie. make your number of posts over 100

i'm sure admin can tell you the cut offs though

[frommy]

Zoe and Frommy.

Perhaps the post I left for Coach earlier might make for interesting reading.

This is no democratic society - the good laws of the nation have no control over who wins the mouse pad. just me and the lucky poster.

:p

Cam,

Your unbridled attempt to increase the post rate on this forum is beyond contempt after the the flagging interest following the (overdue) banning of a frequent contributor, Mr N Tricks. :smile:

Whether or not this is a democratic forum has no relevance, Cam, the law of contract is universally based on "offer and acceptance", and unless the conditions are pre-advised, in clear and unambiguous terms, the contest/contract would be invalid. :eek:

Have I won yet? :-D

Brian

p.s. My current mouse mat is in very bad condition. :(

:p

[CMB50]

Tell me about it. So if I keep posting random **** I might actually get it back!


It's either 100 or 200 posts to get to 3rd class. I can't remember and can't be bothered checking. :)

[jamie]

p.s. My current mouse mat is in very bad condition. :(

:p

i use a laptop so i don't even need on :)

[Pinky]

no, i meant you'll need at least 50 more, ie. make your number of posts over 100

i'm sure admin can tell you the cut offs though

Oh. :oops:

[jamie]

It's either 100 or 200 posts to get to 3rd class. I can't remember and can't be bothered checking. :)

i'm only 2nd class and i have 278 posts

[Pinky]

Yeah. I want 3rd class back! This is the thread for it.

Hang on. Isn't second class better than third class? Cam, delete some of Liam's posts. It'll make him happy. :wink:

[Liam]

I'm 2nd class with 450. Lol.

[jamie]

okay, bored now, choose a smaller number of post next time

[Liam]

Hang on. Isn't second class better than third class? Cam, delete some of Liam's posts. It'll make him happy. :wink:

****.

1st. 1st. 1st.

[CMB50]

no, i meant you'll need at least 50 more, ie. make your number of posts over 100

i'm sure admin can tell you the cut offs though


Beginner 0
Learning the Ropes 30
3rd Class 100
2nd Class 250
1st Class 500
Master Bowman 1000
Grand Master Bowman 2000

The things i do for you people! :rolleyes: :p

[Jason.P]

admin keep moving the goals

[Karl]

hey what u complainin about im only a beginer ....
P.S : some1 gimme a sponsership, ill make it worth your while

[Pinky]

hey what u complainin about im only a beginer ....
P.S : some1 gimme a sponsership, ill make it worth your while

Torch Flame? Is that you?

[Liam]

I'm close to 1st class.

[Jason.P]

Keep posting on this thread tonite you should make it;)

[Jason]

Torch Flame? Is that you?
lol, my thorts exactly

[CMB50]

Cam,

Your unbridled attempt to increase the post rate on this forum is beyond contempt after the the flagging interest following the (overdue) banning of a frequent contributor, Mr N Tricks. :smile:

Whether or not this is a democratic forum has no relevance, Cam, the law of contract is universally based on "offer and acceptance", and unless the conditions are pre-advised, in clear and unambiguous terms, the contest/contract would be invalid. :eek:

Have I won yet? :-D

Brian

p.s. My current mouse mat is in very bad condition. :(

:p

:o :p

No you haven't won...no one has yet....

[frommy]

:o :p

No you haven't won...no one has yet....

Bugger. :rolleyes:

:-)

[CMB50]

admin keep moving the goals


Can't let you people get complacent now can we?

[Jason.P]

Can't let you people get complacent now can we?

come on can't blame me for trying

[Pinky]

So 38 posts to go until 3rd class. And another 150 until 2nd class. Bugger. :(

[Karl]

no and no idea who or what torch flame is

[Pinky]

http://www.archery-forum.com/showthread.php?t=13402&highlight=torch+flame

And thanks for helping me with my post count ;)

[Nathan]

did someone say that torch had a matching id or something

[Karl]

lol well i was planning on going recurve after my HSC and seen how good i can get in that time frame
and if u had the idea that im a beginner at archery your VERY WRONG.... been doing it for about 6 years

[Liam]

Back.

[Nathan]

calm down.. just that torch joined up... hasn't done archery EVER befor and gose around asking sponcer ship..

[Karl]

yeah im just making sure no1 trys to put that statement onto me ... i'm going to bed pm me if i win the mouse thingy

[Hannah]

Cam,

Your unbridled attempt to increase the post rate on this forum is beyond contempt after the the flagging interest following the (overdue) banning of a frequent contributor, Mr N Tricks. :smile:

Whether or not this is a democratic forum has no relevance, Cam, the law of contract is universally based on "offer and acceptance", and unless the conditions are pre-advised, in clear and unambiguous terms, the contest/contract would be invalid. :eek:

Have I won yet? :-D

Brian

p.s. My current mouse mat is in very bad condition. :(

:p

I have to stand in for Cam here ;)

Contract law is based on offer and acceptance - yes, but the fact that someone has posted on the thread on offer, means that there is an implied acceptance...further, if the further conditions are agreed upon then the contract is still valid...by posting further, you are accepting the further conditions...blah, blah...

But I would let you win on the sympathy vote ;)

[Marcus]

Lets ban the law dorks.

[Flex]

second that ;)

[Flex]

Recurvers :grin:

[2Dogs]

Yep Out with B1 & B2 ;)

[Stace]

This thread looks fun...


....did someone mention Tetris?

[dbjac]

holy crap this thread grew quickly. :o

Maybe i'll make GMB... (it could happen!)

[Cartz]

hmmm amazing what people would do for a mousepad....must be covered in solid gold or something....

[Marcus]

Bon-bom!
Flex posted twice in a row, he's out!

[Shermo]

"Picture perfect, I paint a perfect picture"

Random lyrics from a tune circa 1995 :D


Marcus may know what song it is from ;D

[Marcus]

Now you got my brain working
Beastie Boys?

[Kerrie W]

Recurvers :grin:
Maybe just recurvers who can't hold thier bows after firing:rolleyes:

[primal]

admin keep moving the goals

Dude, thats in the job description.

however here is some fiction i wrote for l5r to keep you all bored......




The sky was grey. The sky was always grey in the Shadowlands. The dark melancholy of the unholy place weighed down on Kuni Hokai

[Kerrie W]

ummm takes to long to read....half way through the 3rd line I was bored, so decided to post instead.....lol

[Action Man]

Next installment please Primal.
I,m sure i've read this or something very like this before. Has it ever been published? :confused:

[Kerrie W]

Okay, I read it.....So what happens next???? :eek:

[dbjac]

wow thats pretty good!
But it still only counts as 1 post. I think you could have split that up, and post it incrementally. That way, you'd have had a massive chance at the mousepad!

[Shermo]

Now you got my brain working
Beastie Boys?

Another sample :D

"I got a house out in the hills right next to Chino,
And I, think I got a, Black Beamer,
But my dream is to own a Fly Casino"

Not the Beastie Boys LOL

[dbjac]

2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted
2pac, feat "snoop doggy dog"

[Marcus]

Ahh, see I'm not into the post 1992 gangsta rap.
I got into The Offspring and Suicidal Tendencies then.

[Eberbachl]

Tetris is Gay.

[Clare Barnes]

Rubbish - it was the only game I could beat my kids at on 2-player Gameboy! :D

[puddin]

im just amazed at how fast this grew. i was away for a couple of days and it huge. some people will do anything to get something free

[beetle]

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

:o

[jamie]

some people will do anything to get something free

i don't even want it, i'm just doing it for the fun

oh and now i'm really excited cause AF isn't blocked where i am (doing a prac for uni) so i can shirk work all day and play here :) it's not like they're paying me so hey :D

[CMB50]

At this rate we should have the winner announced some time during October! :o ;)

[jamie]

At this rate we should have the winner announced some time during October! :o ;)

i said you need to pick a smaller number next time! lol

[puddin]

At this rate we should have the winner announced some time during October!

well i think people will still be posting then i seems a thread you just have to be in on

[jamie]

At this rate we should have the winner announced some time during October! :o ;)

hey! my birthday is in october, can i win it because of that instead???

[dbjac]

im not into that music either marcus, i just googled the lyrics :grin: :lol:

[Marcus]

im not into that music either marcus, i just googled the lyrics :grin: :lol:
I know, you are more of an R&B kinda guy. :lol:

[Nathan]

.. around how long will it take to get there... should i just give up lol :D

[Kerrie W]

At this rate we should have the winner announced some time during October! :o ;)
Oh well, you didn't put a time frame on it did you???:confused:

[Bulls On Parade]

if i win the mouse pad i'll give it to you in exchange for rep points :)

rep point junkie
who cares about forum rep, honestly? it's just a coloured box under your name.

[jamie]

who cares about forum rep, honestly? it's just a coloured box under your name.

you just say that cause you have none:p

[Bulls On Parade]

oh, alright. you got me!:rolleyes:

[Eberbachl]

...just doing my bit.

:bday:

[Kerrie W]

:pirate: What is everyones favorite food??

[Nathan]

cant hijack a thread that dosen't have a topic lol

[Bulls On Parade]

anything that's extremely hot and spicy suits me down to the ground.

[Nathan]

can jesus bake a berito soo hot that him, himself cant eat it?

[mrlogan]

Roast Pork and roast veges with Syrup pudding and home made custard mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Mervwho]

:rofl: haha

Cam, i'll have a look in the box for you, but i doubt Jackson was "runner-up" for anything... ever. :lol:

EDIT: cool, 950 posts.

He might have in his previous life, but, it would depend on the flavour of the smoke rising and the sound of the train going past. Hooch, hooch.... sorry chooh, chooh.

[PaulM]

five pages of hoo haa :o

[Mervwho]

nup, it's now ten.

[Cartz]

can jesus bake a berito soo hot that him, himself cant eat it?


Yet another philosophical question about life....or just plain rubbish....either way, had a good chuckle.

Jesus would probably have one hell of a 'burning ring of fire', that's for sure...

[CMB50]

anything spicy is good....mexican food rocks.

[primal]

Next installment please Primal.
I,m sure i've read this or something very like this before. Has it ever been published? :confused:
no never published, based on legend of the five rings.

heres part 3 part 2 never got written

It was too long a journey to take with a child so young. The winter had not yet begun and already Rokugan

[PaulM]

heres another useless post to make up the numbers

[primal]

heres another useless post to make up the numbers
much like this,

but seriously whast is the impetus for starting this thread, would not a game of skill been more appropriate. like perhaps.... tetris???? :p

actually i like this style of comp, i always like being lucky caller 191 :)



HAY MARCUS ---- when is test going to dissapear from the top right of my screen.

[Pat Mole]

this would be post 191 tho.
so like... do i win?

wait a second..... your post says 191.... but then it said 190 posts on the light relief main page.
i think there is only one clear answer..... and that is coming up straight after this break...

[primal]

this would be post 191 tho.
so like... do i win?


no thats post #192 Pat and no you dont win. i do cause i was luck number 191!

[Pat Mole]

the answer being, the end is nigh.


ps primal look back. :P

[CMB50]

That was the idea. To keep it completely random.

I was going to be grumbled at no matter how i decided to give the mouse pad away. I was expecting it. It's well documented that you can't please all of the people all of the time.

I bought the mouse pads

I'm giving them away

therefore

I choose how to give them away - don't like it? Don't try and win it and go and bitch about it somewhere else.

This post is directed to no particular person.

For those that want to enjoy this thread and possibly win an Archery-Forum mouse pad keep playing, have some fun and good luck! :grin:

[Marcus]

HAY MARCUS ---- when is test going to dissapear from the top right of my screen.
It's not. Enjoy it on as many levels as I do.

[Pat Mole]

It's not. Enjoy it on as many levels as I do.


i can really only think of two levels of enjoyment there.

1. you tried testing somthing, and it appeared on the screen, thats always an enjoyable feeling.

2. so many people are getting curious about it.... watching them suffer at the thought of the mystery, i'd get a kick out of that.

[Nathan]

this thread could turn ugly

[Pat Mole]

you know what..... im a bit silly. the two post counts were different cos one is the reply count, and the first post isnt a reply. doh.

how could a post where you can win stuff get ugly.

[primal]

It's not. Enjoy it on as many levels as I do.
OK. some times i just stare at it and then my vision fades.. owOwwOWOWOWOWOowowowo were not in kansas anymore toto....

[clicks ruby red slippers] there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home [/clicks ruby red slippers] owOwwOWOWOWOWOowowowo

oh i'm back what a crazy dream or was. cause you were there (points @ cmb50 = the tin man) and you were there (points @ 2dogs = the lion) and your were there (points at marcus = the scarecrow) ?????

and cam. cool idea :)

[Jason.P]

This is like the Tardis it's bigger than it first looks

[Cartz]

Did you know that all three semitic religions originated from the one person?


===---Another Useless Fact--- = = = = ---Another Useless Fact---===

[primal]

Did you know that all three semitic religions originated from the one person?


===---Another Useless Fact--- = = = = ---Another Useless Fact---===
who was that? shem?

[Pat Mole]

anyone gonna see hilltop hoods on tour?

[Jason.P]

please answer if its been asked before what are the reo power points

[Cartz]

who was that? shem?


guess again

[Jason.P]

Did you know that all three semitic religions originated from the one person?


===---Another Useless Fact--- = = = = ---Another Useless Fact---===
Noah

[Cartz]

Noah


Nope... if he was, then why are there semitic stories before Noah's time?

[frommy]

This is like the Tardis it's bigger than it first looks

I missed Dr Who on Saturday night. Can anyone advised what happened?

[Jason.P]

I missed Dr Who on Saturday night. Can anyone advised what happened?
Nope i have i on video but haven't watched it.
I hear from the UK that the last 2 episodes are the best of the series.

[primal]

Nope i have i on video but haven't watched it.
I hear from the UK that the last 2 episodes are the best of the series.
that goes without saying, dude. its doctor who!!!

[Bulls On Parade]

please answer if its been asked before what are the reo power points
it's a measure of how much reputation you can add or subtract, should you choose to give it. the more rep power you have, the more significant an effect your vote has.

[2Dogs]

Doctor defeated the Darleks & the Cybermen, by sucking them into the void. His offsider Rose nearly got sucked in too, but ended up in the other realty for ever with Mickey, her Mum & Dad.

Billy Piper (Rose) has now left the series..... a new side kick in series 3.

Oh did I forget to say Spoiler......ahhhhh too bad:p

[Cartz]

Double Post!! OOOOO BURN! :p:p

[CMB50]

What the hell is 'Dr Who' ?:confused:

[frommy]

Ah, thanks 2Dogs. So the same as the previous 6 or so series then. :grin:

BTW, was that a double post which eliminates you? :rolleyes: :-D

edit - I am glad there is a witness to the double post.

[2Dogs]

What double post? ;)

[Jason.P]

we got it the first time

[Cartz]

What the hell is 'Dr Who' ?:confused:


Cummon, the raddest sci fi show ever created?

[2Dogs]

Nah Battlestar Galactica is Raddest

Then Dr Who

Stargat Atlantis

Stargate SG1

& Smallville

:D.... Geeks Rock!

[CMB50]

Ah, thanks 2Dogs. So the same as the previous 6 or so series then. :grin:

BTW, was that a double post which eliminates you? :rolleyes: :-D

edit - I am glad there is a witness to the double post.

Yes it was.

No mouse pad for 2Dogs :rofl:

[2Dogs]

What are you on about? :D

Prove it :D

[ninevalleys]

meh

[Jason.P]

Nah Battlestar Galactica is Raddest

Then Dr Who

Stargat Atlantis

Stargate SG1

& Smallville

:D.... Geeks Rock!
you need to get out more 2dogs

[2Dogs]

Yes Lemming?...how may I be of assistance?

edit: that was meant for Ninevalleys

[Cartz]

Nah Battlestar Galactica is Raddest

Then Dr Who

Stargat Atlantis

Stargate SG1

& Smallville

:D.... Geeks Rock!


Swap SG1 and Atlantis around then it' a bomb list....no stargate is complete without Jack O'Neil

[jamie]

Nah Battlestar Galactica is Raddest

Then Dr Who

Stargat Atlantis

Stargate SG1

& Smallville

:D.... Geeks Rock!

i hate smallville and i have no interest in watching battlestar galactica, dr who i'm not a huge fan of because i can't get over the failed popstars attempt at getting some fame, but i'd watch stargate sg1 or stargate atlantis anyday, i kinda like atlantis better, sg1 has been around for so long no it's getting old :)

[2Dogs]

SG1 & Colonel O'Neil..... yes RAD

Lost on the other hand is ****E!

How about that crap last episode (season 2 ender) ......... and Michael makes me want to put an AK47 to his head with that screaching " WALLLTT...WALLTTT"

AAAAAAAahghghghgahghggggggggggggggggggg :o

[jamie]

SG1 & Colonel O'Neil..... yes RAD

Lost on the other hand is ****E!


i agree, lost is a taboo word, it sucks ****, like yeah, the ieda had potential, but it went sour

[frommy]

While on the subject of unusual things, our little friend from Malaysia has not been seen for a while. Noted the same on another forum as well. Did he finally get the message? :rolleyes:

[jamie]

oooh, i have a crazy friend, i don't know who though, but someone keeps ringing my house number then hanging up as soon as i say hello, strangely it happens only when i'm home by myself cause my housemate says she's never even heard the phone ring

[2Dogs]

Ok let me ruin LOST for the fans :D

Last Ep:

Jack and his crew travel with Michael to the other side of the isalnd to attack the "others".

John and Des lock themselves in the hatch and let the countdown run out. The machine is a big electromagnet the needs to be discharged every 108 mintues or it might blow up.

Echo gets Charlie to help try to get into the hatch because echo thinks pressing the button is important. So he's using dynamite in the hall to blow up the door...........Didn't work & might haved killed himself...charlie just hurt.

Countdown runs out and big magnet is sucking all metals objects to teh walls....Des goes into floor panel and uses his secret shutoff key to shutdown the Magnet. Big huge White Flash across the island. All outside appear to be alive.

Jack and crew get captured by the others. Michael is given back Walt and they jump on the little fishing boat and travel on course 325 to get rescued.

The guy whom jack and crew captured in hatch........ he's the head honcho of the "others".... the Great Man.

.....Lame

But I will DL Season 3!! :D... to make sure it's still lame

PS: Dave looks at log sheets and sees that the same day 5 months ago, that he tried to let the countdown run out and the big Magnet starting drawing things into it........... was the same day and time that Jack's crew's plane fell out of the sky........ <insert twightlightzone music here>

[Jason.P]

oooh, i have a crazy friend, i don't know who though, but someone keeps ringing my house number then hanging up as soon as i say hello, strangely it happens only when i'm home by myself cause my housemate says she's never even heard the phone ring

that would make a good theme for a movie

[jamie]

that would make a good theme for a movie

lol, i do believe such a storyline has been done many times before, lol

[CMB50]

Lost on the other hand is ****E!



Note to the producers of 'Lost':

Please don't start filming a TV show when you haven't yet written the ending! What you end up with is the crap that channel 7 is flooding our screens with.

Regards,

Anyone with taste.

[Jason.P]

there i was thinking it was original

[frommy]

What the hell is 'Dr Who' ?:confused:

Someone who is also confused about his age, but he is a Time Lord. :grin:

Date of Birth:
July 29, 1981
Age:
24

:p

[2Dogs]

Oh I forgot

the really Lame bit right at the end.

A 2 man russian scientific team is based in the North Pole scanning for electromagnetic Anomalies.

They pickup on their equipment the Magnetic Pulse from the Hatch. They pickup a phone and call this Rich chick Penny ( who was Des' Fiance ) and has been searching for him since he went missing on his yaht 2 years ago.

.... the End.

[Jason.P]

who needs to watch tv just ask 2dogs;)

[jamie]

who needs to watch tv just ask 2dogs;)

true, a very good plot summary

[primal]

Swap SG1 and Atlantis around then it' a bomb list....no stargate is complete without Jack O'NeilWORD. He's played by an Anderson after all :)

[Kerrie W]

Anyone watch "24"?????

[Nathan]

err "24" ....why... the footy show is on, thats what iam watching.. With MMM Spoon Man in the backgound

[Pinky]

SG1 & Colonel O'Neil..... yes RAD

Lost on the other hand is ****E!

How about that crap last episode (season 2 ender) ......... and Michael makes me want to put an AK47 to his head with that screaching " WALLLTT...WALLTTT"

AAAAAAAahghghghgahghggggggggggggggggggg :o

For someone who claims Lost is ****e you certainly know alot about it. I stopped watching when the little boy (Micheal's son?) got kidnapped by pirates. :o A few weeks ago I watched the beginning of an episode and saw that the kid had magically appeared back on the island. I knew then I had made the right decision. :thumb:

[The One]

Jessica Alba is hot

[2Dogs]

Jessica..... Dark Angel..... Yummy! ;)

[Cartz]

Jessica Alba is hot


Voted Number 1 most wanted girl in the world....

[The One]

Voted Number 1 most wanted girl in the world....

Yeah, well she's mine, so hands off!

[Cartz]

Yeah, well she's mine, so hands off!

It's all good, with her looks and your brains, your children would be superbabies...but what if they get YOUR looks and HER brains? :p

[dbjac]

hmmm so 2dogs has more rep point power than marcus... a sign of things to come??

anyway, back to topic...

so jessica alba huh...
http://www.celebs-gallery.com/main_pic/jessica_alba.jpg
Yep, she goes alright.