Family Guy

[Enlightened One]

Any one else a die hard, Family Guy / Futurama or American Dad fan? Do you have a favourite quote or scene from the series? This is one of my favourites:-D

Family Guy:
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night!

[Marcus]

Yeah I'm a huge family guy fan and that's one of my favourite scenes.
Love the chicken fight too
"Chicken.....gave me a bad coupon"

[Enlightened One]

OMG that chicken fight is the best, did you know there was two parts to it:grin: It went on for like 5 minutes hey:grin:

[Enlightened One]

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler?
TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler.
Peter: Wanna split it?

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

This is a great wesite it has just about every family guy quote there is!
http://www.familyguyquotes.com/characters/peter-griffin-quotes-3.html

[Betty-Anne]

Or what about when Chris and Peter are looking at a whale and Chris asks what the blow-hole is for and Peter replies, 'Well I can tell you what its not for and why I can never go to Sea World again!'

[Cartz]

American Dad is the bomb!

[Marcus]

Stewie: "I'll do to you what I did to John Lennon"
Stewie Flashback in pub with Lennon: "John this is Yoko"

[CMB50]

Family guy rocks.

[andrewf87]

Yeh any of Simpson, Family Guy, American dad, Futurama and Boondocks rock, as for a quote:
Stewie: "What the deuce" :D

[Enlightened One]

Quote from stewie:

For every sprinkle i find i shall kill you!:-D

I'd love to stay and talk,but your a total bitch!

Gotta love babies bent on world domination!

[Marcus]

I love The Boondocks too, that's an awesome cartoon.
Huey (age 10): "Riley, not all women are Hoes. we are only talking 20 to 25% tops"
Riley (age 8): "Yeah but if I take a women to dinner and I'm paying that makes her a ho!"
Huey: "You're not paying the girl you are paying the restuarant"
Riley: "But I'm paying, and that makes her a ho!"

And ya gotta love "A Pimp named Slickback"

[andrewf87]

I reckon:
"Dear Santa you are a bitch *****.... no no no... dear santa you are a bitch ass *****"
"HeyHeyHey! I'm not going to get anally raped, just so you can listen to Usher."

[dbjac]

No bitch, dont ruin that quote.

Riley: " "dear santa,
You are a bich ass *****, "... wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on hold on"
"Dear santa,
You are a bitch ass *****
I heard the mall is hiring extra security to protect you.
Thats a bitch move santa. Im coming for that ass again. untill YOU PAY what you OWE!
Sincurly yours,
The santa stalker."

[dbjac]

:rofl:
"Soap dropped *****, oh you think you just gonna leave it down there? huh?!
we dont waste no Mother F***ing soap in here."

[Eddie C]

Ive got season 1 and 2 on dvd and also the Freakin sweet collection. Know what this one's from " Get your fat ass back here boy ".

[burt666]

my favorite must be quagmire.....

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.

[archerybob]

stewie..........."would you shave my coin purse?"

[2Dogs]

Just sucked Clerks 2 off the net.

Very interesting so far........ :rofl:

[archerybob]

i love it when jay gets bored...........and the boom box comes out.........ahhh silence of the lambs ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[2Dogs]

" You never go Ass to Mouth "

:rofl:

[archerybob]

kinky kelly ROFL interspecies erotica

[hoyt for life 2]

I like the bits in family guy when they dis other tv shows like 2 and a half men, shows two guys looking worryed and another guy lying on the ground been choped in half and missing his legs.

[Enlightened One]

When peter is looking at a guy who's eyes are to close together:
Peter: Oh my god, I have to draw you!:-D

[Enlightened One]

Lois: Peter don't you think its about time that the kids started dating?
Peter: I don't know Lois, I mean their rooms are right next to each other and soon they will be kissing and then having sex.
Lois: No no you idiot with other kids!
Peter: oh

[Marcus]

Peter: I always thought that dogs laid eggs.....and I learned something today.

[John K]

Stewie is easily the best thing about Family Guy:

Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

[Enlightened One]

I find it difficult to even think of which is my favourite character:confused: stewie is in there though. I mean there is the kool-aid guy (oh yeah), greased up deaf guy, peter (but of cause), quagmire, Guy with wooden legs and arms who's father was a tree!! it just goes on and on! and oh yeah the CHICKEN!!