Why I married ???

[Alan Loy]

Given that Marcus has now admitted why he married Erica, why did the rest of us marry XXXX??

Personally I really can't remember but it may have been something to do with a couple of things that grabbed my attention that seemed to move across the room with the aid of simple harmonic motion and a tight jumper!!??

[frommy]

As a nasho in 1970, the Army paid an extra $26.40 per week if you were married! :silly:

And still married. :thumb:

[Alan Loy]

AHHHH romance!!!!

[frommy]

I actually now think it was $26.40 per fortnight. :confused:

:p

[Eberbachl]

I was thinking that $26.40 per week in 1970 would be a pretty damn good reason to get married!

:thumb:

:rofl:

[Liam]

For those of us young'uns, 26.40 in 1970 is roughly equivelant to how much now?

[Eberbachl]

Alot.

(Approximately $137.03 according to a web calculator I found)

[frommy]

Whatever. It has been bloody good value for the last 37 years. :thumb:

[Eberbachl]

At a value of $137.03 per week, it's been worth $263,645.72!

Bloody good value indeed I say!

:thumb:

[Hannah]

At a value of $137.03 per week, it's been worth $263,645.72!

Bloody good value indeed I say!

:thumb:
That only works if he were getting the money all along.

I think I married Caleb because he made me laugh...not a lot to it, really.

[Archangel]

That only works if he were getting the money all along.

I think I married Caleb because he made me laugh...not a lot to it, really.
We're of course all far too polite to ask what you were laughing at ;-)

[Hannah]

We're of course all far too polite to ask what you were laughing at ;-)
And I am, of course, far too polite not to share that :lol:

Very subtle ;)

[primal]

And I am, of course, far too polite not to share that :lol:

Very subtle ;)
I married Hannah because God told me I would.

He (God) aparantly needed her to laugh.

[Oompa Loompa 3]

I'm not married. That would require meeting a blind girl with a f*cked up sense of humour.

[primal]

I'm not married. That would require meeting a blind girl with a f*cked up sense of humour.
it possible ;).... Trust Me :)

[Archangel]

He (God) aparantly needed her to laugh.
I thought that was why he gave us America?

[paulrb]

I'm not married. That would require meeting a blind girl with a f*cked up sense of humour.


Sorry dude, she's taken! :rofl:

[Marcus]

I'm not married. That would require meeting a blind girl with a f*cked up sense of humour.
:rofl:
No that would require you talking, oh and the sense of humour as well. :lol:

[2Dogs]

I got married because she was Pregant........ but it wasn'nt mine

:rofl:

[Kerrie W]

I got married because she was Pregant........ but it wasn'nt mine

:rofl:

Sucker :rofl:

[Betty-Anne]

I got married coz hubbie was afraid to say no :)

Actually the best answer I can come up with is- 'It seemed like a good idea at the time!'. If we make it to April 11th it will be 27 years (OMG)

[paulrb]

My 8th wedding aniversary today..... but nearly 15 years together.......

scary...

[ReG_C]

personally i think its great that someone can stay with the same person for so long :thumb:

[Ozzy]

I could write a cynical response, but I'd hate to appear bitter & twisted .

[ReG_C]

a cynical response to me or paul?

[paulrb]

I could write a cynical response, but I'd hate to appear bitter & twisted .


Don't worry, we already know you are. ;)

[Oompa Loompa 3]

I could write a cynical response, but I'd hate to appear bitter & twisted .

Is it true you're boning a b*tch a few years younger than Andrew C? :D

[paulrb]

Is it true you're boning a b*tch a few years younger than Andrew C? :D


I just figured out why you are not married Oompa!

Never married...... 'boning a b*tch'

Recently married..... 'making love'

8 years married ..... 'allowed occasional access' - for sympathy and special occasions.

[Liam]

I just figured out why you are not married Oompa!

Never married...... 'boning a b*tch'

Recently married..... 'making love'

8 years married ..... 'allowed occasional access' - for sympathy and special occasions.

I really. Really. Really. Didn't want to know that. neg rep for paul. :D

[Kerrie W]

[QUOTE=paulrb]I just figured out why you are not married Oompa!

:rolleyes: Any wonder

[paulrb]

I really. Really. Really. Didn't want to know that. neg rep for paul. :D


You know nothing young Liam...

You are still at the 'I think she looked at me' stage.

[Kerrie W]

You know nothing young Liam...

You are still at the 'I think she looked at me' stage.

ohhhhh how cute...:threeway:

[Ozzy]

Is it true you're boning a b*tch a few years younger than Andrew C? :D

yeah , but I promise you she doesn't look anything like him !

[paulrb]

yeah , but I promise you she doesn't look anything like him !


I honestly can't say if that is good or bad, unless Andrew C has a beard

[Kerrie W]

I honestly can't say if that is good or bad, unless Andrew C has a beard:rofl:

[Hannah]

I just figured out why you are not married Oompa!

Never married...... 'boning a b*tch'

Recently married..... 'making love'

8 years married ..... 'allowed occasional access' - for sympathy and special occasions.
He never said he has never been married, just that he isn't. Could be that he is just a cynical, twisted and bitter as Ozzy :p

[paulrb]

He never said he has never been married, just that he isn't. Could be that he is just a cynical, twisted and bitter as Ozzy :p


Ok, you are right..... This time...

[Note to self...being corrected by Hannah is making me bitter & twisted]

[Ozzy]

I honestly can't say if that is good or bad, unless Andrew C has a beard


Anyway, Andrew C knocked me back.
No wonder I'm a cynic.
Or maybe I'm just desperate.

[paulrb]

Anyway, Andrew C knocked me back.
No wonder I'm a cynic.
Or maybe I'm just desperate.


Your male..... the latter always applies... so I'm told...

[Liam]

Your male..... the latter always applies... so I'm told...

Note: Lack of "we're", inclusion of "so I'm told"

Conclusion: Paulrb is not a male.

[Kerrie W]

Conclusion: Paulrb is not a male. :detective: Well done Liam. I'm sure he/she is going to luv ya for that....:rofl:

[paulrb]

:detective: Well done Liam. I'm sure he/she is going to luv ya for that....:rofl:


Actually i have the hots for itsallgoodfun. Liam is a little young and the wrong gender...

[Liam]

Actually i have the hots for itsallgoodfun. Liam is a little young and the wrong gender...

That's a relief.

[Kerrie W]

Actually i have the hots for itsallgoodfun. Liam is a little young and the wrong gender...
:rofl:

[paulrb]

:rofl:


... she thinks I am joking..... Am I? Liam you know everything, am I?