The simplicity of men and our RULES

[Hannah]

Oh this thread is hilarious! There are clearly more rules than 26...and in whose mind is 26 rules is not much?

[Stryker]

Why do women say that they just cant figure men out. We are easy to work out because we dont use trickery when we say stuff, we like simple answers and solutions. We say it as it is because thats how it is.

Here are 26 RULES from men. Each rule is equal to the one before it and after it.

1) Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that

2) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3) Saturday/Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4) Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5) Crying is blackmail.

6) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
JUST SAY IT!

7)

[ReG_C]

21) Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
* Sex,
* Sport, or
* Cars


You forgot to add beer and weekend actvities :munch:

[Stryker]

Are thoes 3 not weekend activities?

[alexvpaq]

Wow now I wan't the rulz about girlz ! :rofl:

[ReG_C]

Are thoes 3 not weekend activities?

Whoops, I meant 'other' weekend activities :silly:

[Stryker]

Wow now I wan't the rulz about girlz ! :rofl:

I would post them but there just too complicated

1) When i say something i mean somthing totaly different!

[KAJ]

I would post them but there just too complicated

1) When i say something i mean somthing totaly different!

and not to mention it would take half your day up typing them all out:p

[Stryker]

and not to mention it would take half your day up typing them all out:p
Only if you a super typer :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Eberbachl]

I did a search and found the women's rules, but they're really not worth posting.

:rofl:

[Stryker]

I did a search and found the women's rules, but they're really not worth posting.

:rofl:

NICE!!!!! :munch:

[paulrb]

You are all wrong there are four rules for women and they are simple... (they have to be)

From the woman's point of view:


You are always right

Sex is always better when he is not there.

Men are only good for one thing...except where rule two applies.

No matter how much you spend, what stupid things you say or do, rule one always applies.

[Archangel]

Some more men's rules:


At no time may two men share an umbrella.
When you are queried by a mate's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, parish priest, shrink, dentist, accountant or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of the cop shop within 12 hours.
You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a pub by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call bullsh!t. (Exception: When trying to pick up a lass, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400%)
If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
*****ing about the brand of free lager in a mate's fridge is forbidden. But you may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a mate's birthday is strictly optional.
Before dating a friend's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return is required to grant it.
Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the offside rule and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
If a man's fly is down, that's his problem - you didn't see nothin'.
The universal compensation mechanism for mates who help you move flats is free beer.
Your girlfriend must bond with your best mate's girlfriends within half an hour of meeting them, and within two hours they are VBFs. But you are not required to make nice with her girlfriends' boyfriend dickheads - low-level sports bonding is all the law requires.
When stumbling upon other blokes watching a footie match, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.
Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weightlifting in the gym: "Yeah, baby, push it!", "C'mon, give me one more! Harder!", "Another set and we can hit the showers." " Nice bottom, are you a Sagittarius?" Unless it's a gay gym of course, and you're gay, in which it's perfectly OK.
Never talk to a man in the loo unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or waiting in the queue. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.

[Hellspawn]

Wow now I wan't the rulz about girlz ! :rofl:

Do you really?
:confused:

[alexvpaq]

Do you really?
:confused:
huh maybe, why not?! that could be a good book to read if you want to have good future...:silly:

[Shirt]

Either Alex is gay, or he's being clever and going down a "know thy enemy" route.

Short version of women's rules:
1) If you have a Y chromosome, you are wrong. This argument overrides all others and logic has no impact.
2) If in doubt, refer to rule 1.

[alexvpaq]

Either Alex is gay, or he's being clever and going down a "know thy enemy" route.

Short version of women's rules:
1) If you have a Y chromosome, you are wrong. This argument overrides all others and logic has no impact.
2) If in doubt, refer to rule 1.

You gotta know how the other teams play if you wan't to win or at least have some chances against them :rofl:

[recurve boy]

oops, double post

[recurve boy]

Oh this thread is hilarious! There are clearly more rules than 26...and in whose mind is 26 rules is not much?

Huh. Hannah's post seems to be in reply to the thread, yet the date appears to me as 31-05-2006.

[alexvpaq]

:rofl: yep I've seen that while writing my last post, so Hannah can travel through time, that must be cool!:D

[recurve boy]

:rofl: yep I've seen that while writing my last post, so Hannah can travel through time, that must be cool!:D


So you guys are annoying women with the power to time travel? Hmmm ... :-/