Times are a changing.

[GaryH]

A primary school teacher in Sydney decided to see if city kids knew what
sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put their hands up if they knew the correct sounds.

"Who knows what sound a cow makes?" she asked.
Mary put her hand up and said, "Mooooo!"
"Very good," replied the teacher.

"What sound do sheep make?"
"Baaaa," answered Billy.

She continued this for a while. Then she asked,
"What sound does a pig make?"

All the hands in the class went up. She was surprised at the response. She chose Little Tyrone at the back of the class. He stood up, took a deepbreath, and screamed,
"Up against the wall, mutha-f*&ka!"

[Eberbachl]

hahha aha ha aha a..... I was a bit worried GaryH when you suggested jokes! Now I know why :roll: :roll:

....just joking :D very good...but i Think this thread could get dangerous!


How about instead of one thread for each joke, which will make the forum huge, why dont we just stick to one jokes thread, where everybody can laugh together? What do you think....

P.S: I promise to try and think of a joke :)

[Marcus]

Good Idea Luke.


Many more and I might have to make you administrator!! :)

[Eberbachl]

aaaarrrgggghhhhh noooooo I don't want to be administrator :roll:

[GaryH]

Thanks guys,
Yeah I was a bit concerned about which way to go, that's why I was thinking of a separate forum under General. But if you think just one thread for jokes will be fine, then that's the way I'll go.