What's your best one liner?

[jdalehaney]

There are some great quotes and one liners on this site.
Please post your favorate. Lets see who has the best one !

[coach]

"I believe you are what you eat , hopefully I will be you tonight!"
:lol:
To be only said to the opposite sex! :lol:

[Patchy]

I suppose i have a few

I'm a kleptomanic. What can I take for it?
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it
It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Im in great shape im round

there mine :D

[Brocky]

One that comes to mind.
After all is done the king and the pawn end up in the same box :o

[Notquiterhood]

Don't get mad bet even.

Hakunamatata.

Female logic there isn't any. (my dad told me that one)

If I wanted to hear from an ar**hole, I would have farted.

the only good cat is a dead cat.


Mick 8)

[Flame]

the only good cat is a dead cat.


Mick 8)

Looking forward to meeting you at the Indoor Nats 8) :D

[unclepete]

There are some great quotes and one liners on this site.
Please post your favorate. Lets see who has the best one !

Just watch my tagline. Each one is a classic 8)

BTW - your current tagline should be:
" If you're not livin' on the edge, you're taking up too much space ! "

[unclepete]

One that comes to mind.
After all is done the king and the pawn end up in the same box :o

...along with a couple of queens.

[Eolla]

CHICKEN. The only animal you eat before its its born and after it's dead

[Patchy]

If arse holes could fly this place would be an airport

[Reece]

Looks like your gene pool needs a shot of chlorine.

[coach]

"The best part of you ran down your Mothers leg after birth"













That should be deleted real soon :D

[Reece]

One that comes to mind.
After all is done the king and the pawn end up in the same box :o

...along with a couple of queens.

Don't forget the bishops...

[unclepete]

One that comes to mind.
After all is done the king and the pawn end up in the same box :o

...along with a couple of queens.

Don't forget the bishops...

:lol:

[Clare Barnes]

One that comes to mind.
After all is done the king and the pawn end up in the same box :o

...along with a couple of queens.

Don't forget the bishops...

Nothing like a real life situation is there.... :D

[coach]

You nasty Clare :wink:

[shooting_star]

my fav. line is "there's more to life than being really, really good looking" :wink:
off Zoolander

[Brett k]

put the fork down fatty!

[archer4518]

" Don't you know how good I think I am? "

[2Dogs]

" Don't you know how good I think I am? "

You've been talking to OD at a 3D shoot :D

Best 1 liner in Archery

I AM Top Dog

circa 2004 - Istvan Wolfe

:D:D

[unclepete]

On a T-shirt:

readthi
swhil
eistar
eatyo
urtits

[Shirt]

"Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not F**K WITH ME!"

Overheard from a bouncer to some guy trying to get into a club.

He then smacked the guy a good one. :D

[darthfik]

If something can go wrong it will.

IF something can't possibly go wrong it will anyway.

[Reece]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[The Big BJ]

Opinions are like a@#e holes! everyones got one and they all stink!
Archery is a simple sport complicated by experts. :D

Thats all for now
Josh

[DavidA]

Intelligence is a constant, but the world population is increasing.

Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids.

I plan to be a burden to my children.

The older I get, the better I was.

[Brocky]

Another one which is appropriate to the forum on occasions.

"Those who stand for nothing and don't know the full picture fall for anything" :o

[DavidA]

Don't know if this can be classified as a one liner
But here goes:-

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question! YES is the answer.

[Kuru]

And your opinion of me means what !

[unclepete]

I'm not as drink as some thunkle peep!

[Brocky]

Archery related
Who cares where it went, it looked like a great shot:o

[the microwave kid]

best one ever, does this rag smell like chlorophorm?

[Clare Barnes]

A few may relate to Katzgrin's latest tagline ... :D

What good is punching the trigger when it's 2Dogs you want to hit?

[paintspot23]

If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast.

I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I use to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Dont take life too seriously. You wont get out alive.

If you can read this, I have lost my trailer.

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I got a gun for my wife. Best trade I ever made.

So you're a feminist...isn't that cute.

I don't care, I dont have to.

To all virgins, thanks for nothing.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

All men are idiots...I maried their king.

The more you complain, the longer god lets you live.

Earth first... we'll mine the other planets later.

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

Missing your cat? Try looking under my tyres.

This would be really funny if it wasnt happening to me.

Work is for people who dont know how to fish.

Guns dont kill people, but they sure make it easy.

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

If we arn't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

[BrokenArr0w]

wanna play pear harbour.. its where i lie back and u blow the **** out of me.


i have big feet. <-- one day that line will work.. its got too..

[primal]

So many cats, so few Recipe's.

[katzgrin]

Damn the sensibilities of the electronic police on this forum. I cannot even get the proper name of the London football club, also called the gunners, to be posted

[katzgrin]

My Scottish sales manager at one job always always made the same comment when someone claimed that if something had been different the sales result would have been better. "Aye, and if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle"

[New Tricks]

The orbit of pluto around the sun cannot describe a big enough zero to show how much I care.

[dbjac]

The orbit of pluto around the sun cannot describe a big enough zero to show how much I care.

HAHAHA thats great.

[Shermo]

Not my best, but effective all the same

**** OFF YOU **** !!!! :D

[yavigaaz]

One that comes to mind.
After all is done the king and the pawn end up in the same box :o

...along with a couple of queens.

Don't forget the bishops...

How could you leave out the Rooks!?

[katzgrin]

To the door-to-door salesman trying to get me to sign up for Foxtel

"Why should I pay for something I can go to sleep in front of for free?"

He went away, smiling.

[katzgrin]

To the door-to-door salesman trying to get me to sign up for Foxtel

"Why should I pay for something I can go to sleep in front of for free?"

He went away, smiling.

[PaulM]

archery related:

most heard lines - nice line or
- good height

still = SH*t Shot

[Special not slow]

My best one would have to be:

"Oh does this rag smell like Chloroform?" :)

[alexvpaq]

i got my famous
- you know, we aren't all normal...
to say after some one did something strange

normally people laugh after this one!
(in my country, canada....(quebec)) :D

[Special not slow]

ok after thinking about it, the best one out of all is "damnit woman cook me some eggs" :lol:

[bobzila]

mirrors cant talk and lucky for you they cant laugh either

[Juggs]

"u **** yaself paul"

[bbird]

Politicians are like nappies - they should be changed often and for the same reasons.

[orchyboy]

I seem to have lost my teddy can I sleep with you instead...

[hutcho]

You ,Me, Sheet of plastic and a bottle of baby oil.
Think about it and I'll be back after this drink.

got slapped a few times for that- not all the time though ;)

also got put in place once (she became a good friend of mine after that) her response without missing a beat was "make it peanut butter and I'm yours"

[pmoney29]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[pmoney29]

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

[pmoney29]

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

[The One]

My Ex-wife drove me to drink.... And I never had the decency to thank her for it!!! :p

[marioj]

As a first post on the forum:

Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wright's made a plane...

[pmoney29]

Welcome to the forum marioj :thumb:

[Dr Phil]

Don't forget I shot BETTER - A State Record I believe, when the quiver was behind me in the afternoon. Gee, I must have work out how to shoot without cheating over lunch

[ReG_C]

one the juniors used around our club to sledge when someone had something going wrong with their round

- Its not my fault you suck :silly:

[primal]

MARCUS - 26.5" draw length :lol: hello midget arms anderson.
PRIMAL - hay im a stump shooter ;)

[Eberbachl]

her response without missing a beat was "make it peanut butter and I'm yours"

How long did it take you to get to 7-11 and back?

:lol:

[Brocky]

When out on the town. Work out what a female drinks, Walk up to the female slam the drink down & the state.
Well there is your drink how about a ****.

[The One]

"Nice ass, get in the car"

[Progen]

"Life's too short to worry about Brocky" ;)

[violator]

i have got 2

" if i throw a stick will you go away"

and my fav

"its hard to soar like an eagle when you are surrounded by turkeys"

[burt666]

"nice shoes, wanna f%&@???"

[pmoney29]

"nice shoes, wanna f%&@???"
That reminds me of something little Stifler said in American Pie 2
"You have the most beautiful eyes. Wanna f@!k?"

[Marazo]

At competition, when shooting next to an archer that has opposite handnes, so you are facing each other.

"You sure have beautiful eyes... *sigh*"

Chances are that the other archer will loose his/her cool.

[Progen]

How about Dave Chappelle's "I'm rich, biatch!!!"

:rofl:

[Adam UK]

"You don't sweat much, for a fat bird."

[Brocky]

"Life's too short to worry about Brocky" ;)
Best quote to a friend:rolleyes:
That line worked on your mother & your girlfriend. The worry was that she did'nt even finish the drink.

[KAJ]

archers score more often;)

[The One]

archers score more often;)

But only some of us can score correctly...

[Progen]

Best quote to a friend:rolleyes:
That line worked on your mother & your girlfriend. The worry was that she did'nt even finish the drink.

You're definitely MY biatch if you have to resort to showing your true age in an archery forum. :rofl:

Here's a one liner for you.

"Grow up".

;)

[nzo]

I love your dress, it would look great on my bedroom floor.

[Progen]

"May the Force be with you"

How's that, Mrs Coghlan? :thumb:

[Dean Moodie]

I'd rather be up you than up in Darwin

[Brocky]

DJ's take it up the a***, doorman win all the ladies.

[primal]

How about Dave Chappelle's "I'm rich, biatch!!!"

:rofl:
that wasnt chapelle that was chapelle doing "RICK JAMES B!TCH"

[ReG_C]

that wasnt chapelle that was chapelle doing "RICK JAMES B!TCH"

chapelle did both ;)

i still prefer - what did the 5 fingers say to the face?.... SLAP :silly:

[Sir Slick]

Heres 2 -

"Grab your coat, you just scored"

(To a 'larger' girl at 3am) - "How bout a ****"
Her reply "what did you say to me"
Your reply - "Well look at ya.....your not gonna get any better offers tonight!!"

I've seen one of them work.......the other not so successful......take a guess

[Jason.P]

Do You Have any English in you, Would you like some.

[paulrb]

archers score more often




But only some of us can score correctly...


But only a few of us have a decent draw length

[The One]

But only a few of us have a decent draw length

As long as you don't draw your length too often ;)

[Jazza]

Dont touch me while im tantric! :wank:

[Jacob Goodwin]

I've posted these before (I think on here), but good nonetheless:

Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill): Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea.

Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would gladly drink it

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Lady Astor (to Winston Churchill): Sir, you are drunk!!

Churchill: Yes, but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober!

[Marcus]

"It's called the French tuning method because it involves running away from the target"