4th place

[OldDog]

Well hes flying back up north with another stirling fourth
And a picture if his hand stuck down his jocks
What the lensman didnt know was to make the member grow
He had a metwust inserted in a sock

He'd been crowin quite a bit and rollin round in his own ****
after waxin all our arse s at the bay
Now his wings have been clipped as in to zorans **** he slipped
Adelaide to gundi is a long long way

He cant stand the freakin turd who beat him out of third
and he wants to kill the bloke in posi two
And as for the guy who won it he dont know how he done it
trigger punchin arrows in to his flamin shoe

Now when,er the green light glows and to the shooting line he goes
The bookies touter gives a might yell
What price 2dogs posi four even money and no more
and the punters lineup stretches back to hell





When one door closes another one opens. :wink:

[2Dogs]

What's this hate **** about the people who came 1,2,3 ????.

I happen to like them :o

Your Poetry in this example.....is **** :fist:

[OldDog]

poetic license Knob. stay tuned for the one about the 150 buck release aids. :rofl:

[apexrob]

:lol: Hilarious . Always knew 2Dogs had he's hand on it . :wink: :lol:

[2Dogs]

You may both go **** each other..... if you are not already doing so :wink:

[OldDog]

:rofl: I'm gonna have a freakin heart attack in a minute. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OldDog]

OWNED

[Marcus]

Forget it Rob, those Owned pictures are gay and I'll delete them everytime.

[apexrob]

okay. I have to stop anyway , my stomach hurtin . too funny .

[New Tricks]

There once was a man from Gundi
Whose shooting in tourneys was kind of funny
When the crunch it came
He forgot his A game
And let his release go like a poo into the dunny

[New Tricks]

This one time Paul Malynn won
Usually he sux
Like this year at the nats

(stfu fools it is a Haiku)

This one time Paul Malynn won
Usually he sux
Like this year at the nats

(stfu fools it is a Haiku)

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Marcus holds the gun

I deserve this fate
because I am retarded
I'm not a big loss

[Clare Barnes]

(stfu fools it is a Haiku)

http://www.archery-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=86693&start=0

A whole thread on it.... :roll:

[New Tricks]

This time I will do 5 7 5 instead of 7 5 7. Speaking of retards ie moi.


Release aids are small
winning margins are much more
paul cant master one

[2Dogs]

Rhoids arse is Red

Tlo's knob's turning blue

If I meet you a Taylors.

A big turd I'll be throwing at you :wink:

[Eberbachl]

(stfu fools it is a Haiku)

http://www.archery-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=86693&start=0

A whole thread on it.... :roll:

Very funny thread :rofl: Thanks for reminding me of that one Clare :D

I think Jugg's poem from that thread is the clear winner!

I'm in class at the moment, and my students are no doubt wondering why I'm laughing :D

:lol:

[2Dogs]

http://users.on.net/~pmalynn/images/Archery/capwank.jpg

Says it nicely :wink:

[toxic_rabbit]

http://users.on.net/~pmalynn/images/Archery/capwank.jpg

Says it nicely :wink:

:rofl::rofl::rofl: thats friggin brilliant :lol:

[OldDog]

http://users.on.net/~pmalynn/images/Archery/capwank.jpg

Says it nicely :wink:
Classic example of line 2 verse one. keep ya hand off it fency. :o

[Ivorytooth]

The literary arts are alive and well in Oz it looks like. :roll:

[OldDog]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4813/cock675kb.jpg

Who says you can't teach an Olddog Newtricks . 8)

[New Tricks]

I do!

[apexrob]

:D

[apexrob]

I do!

Who did ya Marry ? 2Dogs . :lol:

[OldDog]

I do!

Who did ya Marry ? 2Dogs . :lol:
Well given that 2dogs had the sex change op recently that is a very distinct possibility. :rofl:

[Tony Pearce]

hilarious....

[bigfella]

I have to admit, 2Dogs that I'm glad that it skidded over the 3 metre line, :oops: not because I thought that I would then be able to give you a hiding (I didn't) but because I was glad that I would not have to dig the arrow out from between your toes. :x